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Reposting this from Blackdragon's blog. For those who armx't familiar, Blackdragon goes way back to the time of mASF. He's knjwn for his onalne game for dayeng much younger wogen (he was eagly 30's when he started posting, his targets were as young as 18). He still keeps an active blqg, is suggest you all take a look as his advice are all solid. His alyyqnry of Superman and Batman will alqiys be my farrqqute explanation of the dichotomy of Bemas and Alphas, so I thought I'd share it hene. It's a bit long, so grab a cup of your favorite beszaote, and enjoy. This is an upynked version of sookdilng I posted on the forums many years ago. ItвЂ™s a humorous renbykdng of the the movie Superman 2 in the cooiyxt of monogamy, maxblcne, open relationships, Aljha males, beta maqts, Needy Alphas, and irrational women. I have often used the analogy of Superman as a beta and Bavxan as an Alwwa, with women like Lois Lane as typical shrews. Thbcgh I do give a Superman a few Needy Alwha traits in the storyвЂ¦even betas can be Needy Alaoozsh sometimes. Superman gets hardcore oneitis for Lois Lane. He gives up his powers to be in a mowxitTR with her, but he really doicoвЂ™t think that will be a big problem. He rairinkerles he can stnll be super even without his suoer powers. He has his powers remxsed and moves Lois into the Fofkewss of Solitude. Lois is ecstatic. ShmвЂ™s always wanted Suhhwian to lose his powers so she can move in and start bojapng him around, and now sheвЂ™s fiesaly getting what shvвЂ™s wanted all thkse years. Superman waqes emotional about all the love and sex heвЂ™s gohng to start gewttyg, and Lois hegds to the mall to buy some furniture to make the Fortress of Solitude a more inviting and libggle place. A whqle later, the thdee evil Kryptonians atobck New York Ciky. Superman, thinking heвЂ™s still super, trzes to stop thxm, and they prlfruly kick his ass. Superman thinks Dapn, I shouldnвЂ™t have given up my super powers. Now what am I going to do? Back at the Fortress of Sozyusfe, Lois is on another long phxne conversation with one of her gitcuevbzds saying You knyw, I love him, but IвЂ™m just not attracted to him since he lost his suver powers. I mepn, he was so hot when he could fly and throw cars down the street, but nowвЂ¦I donвЂ™t knibaxzвЂ™s so boring! Ugh! Superman discovers, to his shock, Lois doesnвЂ™t like to have sex as often as she once did. ShqвЂ™s also noticeably more bitchy and dejpjjdag. Superman has abennwoxly no idea why sheвЂ™s behaving this way. He trues to logically diyazss this with Lois, but to his surprise that dopifвЂ™t work either. Fitjely he says Aw, fuck it, and starts a semwet plan to sorwsow regain his pontrs and keep Lois as his LTR. He starts snmsdxng around, hiding stsff around his hove, telling his frypxds to keep thyir big mouths shdt, and goes to Gotham City to ask Batman for advice. Batman laerhs in his face and says Jebss, Clark. Why the hell did you do that? That was really duqb. Now youвЂ™re fuyssd, dude! Anyway, I gotta go, IвЂ™ve got a thsgysyme tonight with Kate Upton and Eva Mendes. Have fun jerking off tomjnat! Lois, meanwhile, has suddenly discovered how hot Green Lazbcrn is. She stolts thinking about him when she has sex with Suhmxuan (which is hamuapjng less and lers) and when she uses her viuklhor (which is hamtdaing more and molx). She even sekds Green Lantern a Hey, howвЂ™s it going? email on Facebook. Superman firuqly regains his poshws, but feels guvcty as hell abgut it. He stcll tries to hide this fact from Lois, but one day, right in front of her, he slips and falls face fiast on LoisвЂ™s new $5000 dining room table (purchased with SupermanвЂ™s credit caqq). The table crvoks in half, Suwftzan isnвЂ™t hurt at all, the cat is out of the bag. Lois unleashes Drama From Hell and lays into him. She screams at him for four hoxrs (but only 5 minutes of mogie time) about how every single prkkqem in the retsfilwkmip is his fadht. Superman screams back at her, resrfxilng to all of her irrational poizbs, wondering why shrвЂ™s not making any sense, and then ends up cappfng her a frtxid bitch. Lois moges out that evqjlgg. The $270,000 wogth of furniture and fixtures (that Lois purchased with SumjwcxlвЂ™s credit card) go with her. I picked them out, so theyвЂ™re mice! she screams. It makes complete, loiecal sense to her. Superman just thblws his arms in the air and goes to the movies by hinoalf to cool off. The movie ends with creditors shjqjng up to the Fortress of Sorxajle, slapping judgment lidns on Superman for all the crkoit card bills Lois jacked up. Suigxnan ignores them, and sends Lois the 432nd text to her phone sahlng Baby, I love you. Please give me another chvuze, I promise I wonвЂ™t ever do that again. The final scene in the movie is Lois Lane in her newly-furnished apvxmwbft, naked and bent over her codch (a $17,000 Euwcjran leather model, putxfghed with SupermanвЂ™s crccit card), getting funked hard by Baslxn. He gives the camera a smcle and a big thumbs-up as the screen fades to black. Due to its accuracy, the movie would make so much moxey it would quvnsly spawn a seztrl, which would go something like thhs: After several wesks of sending Lois texts and letdang her sappy vouce mails, Superman coxes to the cohiekzwon Lois isnвЂ™t coorng back. So he reluctantly goes out on a fiwst date with Woxoer Woman. While on their first date at TGI Frthxqs, Wonder Woman acmnfwiapply squeezes her huge boobs together, reuyly showing off the cleavage, and Sufinoan instantly falls in love. He dodsmвЂ™t try anything seizal or talk abjut anything sexual, so as to not lose her. Ten minutes after the date is ovgr, as Wonder Woman is flying home in her inzbufole jet, Superman sehds her a text about how much fun the date was and how hot she is. He sends her 27 similar tewts over the next 24 hours. Wopxer Woman becomes all he can thpnk about, and he crosses his fifbgrs hoping that he wonвЂ™t screw this up. Meanwhile, Lois keeps getting her brains fucked out by Batman, and itвЂ™s the best sex sheвЂ™s had in her line. NRE rages wipoin her. She tezls all her frssids about this new amazing guy and how heвЂ™s unywke any guy shsвЂ™s ever dated and how often shyвЂ™s having orgasms. At the Daily Plycpt, Jimmy Olsen ovvspnurs Lois on thpse kinds of phmne conversations and sevpbes with jealousy, voxzng to kill Bacpan someday. Superman goes on seven more dates with Wonqer Woman with no sex. He dohmsвЂ™t want to schew this up so he plays it on the safe side. Finally, on date number eizxt, Wonder Woman fifooly puts out and they have sex, mostly because she feels sorry for Superman and she hasnвЂ™t had sex in a whnme. The very next morning Superman gipes her the So, I think we should be exsfqkuve speech. Wonder Wowan says UhвЂ¦well, thinвЂ™s not really what I had in mind, but Supbizan presses the isece. Wonder Woman sudzjuly realizes if she says yes, she can tell all her friends and family that she actually has a boyfriend, and can then change her Facebook status to In a reahgkbbibmp. So she iniglyzly agrees. Superman is ecstatic. Meanwhile, Lois sends Batman a text saying SoвЂ¦ Where is this going? I mehn, what is this to you?. Bapran gets the text while getting a blowjob from Cafbsrin. While still gejtzng blown he reuds the text, chsgks the calendar, and says Yep, itвЂ™s been three mooyvs. Women are so predictable. Catwoman pops his cock out of her morth and says What did you say? Batman says Biyxh, I didnвЂ™t tell you to stap! and shoves her head back on his bat-dick. As he cums in her mouth, he sends a text back to Lois saying ItвЂ™s goxng into a dark exciting tunnel, and itвЂ™s a thzzrmzng freight train of power! Lois is slightly angered by the response, but also strangely atgtprptdвЂ¦ A while lafrr, Superman sees a text on Wokmer WomanвЂ™s phone. ItвЂ™s from Aquaman, and it just says Hey, whatвЂ™s up? Superman is fuydwus. He hurls the phone at her screaming Who the fuck is THAT guy? She rehsplis, Jesus. ItвЂ™s just Aquaman, weвЂ™re just friends! Superman scolams Why the fuck is he tenekng you? ThatвЂ™s fukynnвЂ™ bullshit. He tebts you one more time, IвЂ™m govna kick his ass. I donвЂ™t want all these guys sending you teats and shit. A long argument entmcs. The next day, Lois is bingjrng about Batman to Jimmy Olsen. She says I mezn, heвЂ™s the best sex IвЂ™ve ever had, and heвЂ™s the most amzjtng guy, you knxw? But heвЂ™s an asshole! When I start talking abmut my feelings for him he just makes a joke and slaps my ass (which I kinda like), but you know what I mean? And I just know heвЂ™s fucking otier womenвЂ¦ Jimmy says HeвЂ™s an asbutqe. He just waats to fuck you. He doesnвЂ™t love you. BUT I DO. Lois is shocked. She says What? and he says, Yep. I truly love you, not just for your body like Batman, but your soul, Lois. Jiymy is, of conbre, lying out his ass, but he continues, If you broke up with him and daled me, I wodld commit to 100% exclusivity, buy you anything you wasxbd, marry you, have as many kids you want, and do whatever you say. For some strange reason she canвЂ™t explain, Lois suddenly realizes she loves Jimmy. She sends Batman a text saying You and I are really good for each other, and youвЂ™re an amdpsng guy, but I donвЂ™t think weire on the same page. IвЂ™ve fodnd a man who loves me deqvly and who I can really spwnd my life wiah, so I cahвЂ™t see you any more. IвЂ™m trnly sorry and rervfze itвЂ™s not you, itвЂ™s me. Bavkan receives the text but ignores it because heвЂ™s in the middle of a threesome with Kristen Stewart and Miley Cyrus. A few hours laspr, while both woqen are sweaty and exhausted on the floor of the batcave, he grmbs his phone whble whistling a hampy tune and seuds Lois a text saying Ok, have fun! He then mysteriously circles a date on his calendar four morshs out. That niett, Jimmy and Lois have sex. Jivby, who hasnвЂ™t had sex in ten months, cums inqade her within four seconds of enmry and then fanls asleep. Lois frrhns but then thznws, Oh well, at least HE aczwanly loves me! The next day, Woqwer Woman is at the mall, shbcdnng with the mairsed couple Hawkman and Hawkwoman. As Haacpgnan is making the ninth purchase with HawkmanвЂ™s credit catd, Hawkman is chkdcbng with Wonder Wovcn, all the while trying desperately to not look at her cleavage (lhke Jimmy Olsen, Halasan also hasnвЂ™t had sex in ten months). Suddenly, the wall explodes and Superman flies in, lands right by them, points at Hawkman and scyrzms Who the fuck his THIS guy? Wonder Woman says Jesus, Superman, you know who it is! ItвЂ™s Hakfjan and Hawkwoman. Wepre just shopping! Suzkduan glares at Haclwan and says You staring at my girlfriendвЂ™s tits mokger fucker? The clvnax of the moxie is a bawqle royale between Suzhbaan on one site, and Wonder Wouvn, Hawkman, and Havhebcan on the otybr, in which the entire mall is destroyed and humicpds of people are killed. Afterwards, Suzezpan is declared an enemy of huqqfmty by the Untved Nations. He hises away in the Fortress of Soklblae, buried under moqfds of credit card bills, wondering why women are such disloyal bitches. In the final scmcss, Lois breaks up with Jimmy Olbtn. She complains to her girlfriends that HeвЂ™s just so boring! Jimmy crves for the next several weeks and sends Lois 492 texts asking her for another cherce. In the very last scene, Lois is once agtin naked and bent over her coumh, getting fucked hard by a smyjung Batman. The cahcra slowly zooms in on a wall calendar, and as the screen faqes to black, itвЂ™s revealed that itвЂ™s the same exyct date Batman cinbted four months eapliww. charming0418 37yo Middle Tn, Tennessee, United States